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The actual interior layout, not so much.
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In the future, high-class drugs will be delivered by hovering cubes
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Why does everyone in things that are supposed to look futuristic wear spandex onesies. I don't want this.
![]() 10/28/2015 at 20:14 |
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baggie sweat shirts are life
![]() 10/28/2015 at 20:16 |
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A combination of being fat and being a real-life human male with actual genitalia means that a spandex onesie will be at least as horrifying for witnesses as it will be for me.
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I know. So good.
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I’m going to run very far away.
![]() 10/28/2015 at 21:02 |
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Let me illustrate the point with Jay Maynard, aka “Tron Guy”.
![]() 10/28/2015 at 21:06 |
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That’s why I said that I was going to run very far away. Alright. Now where the fuck did I put my eye bleach?
![]() 10/28/2015 at 21:13 |
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You must be out of eye bleach.
Jay would go fly and get some for you, but he had to sell his plane.
Maybe this lady can go swim and get some for you?
Spandex: not even once.
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I guess rusty spoons will have to do.
![]() 10/28/2015 at 22:27 |
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You mean they aren’t right now? I could have sworn a cube brought me my shrooms.
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I’m sure you’ll be fine.
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I know I’m fine.
The bystanders will still need years of therapy though.
![]() 10/28/2015 at 23:03 |
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My junk would need therapy.
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Spandex wedgie.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 11:57 |
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In the future no one will be fat, or have genitals.
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Whelp, might as well line me up against the firing squad wall now then.